Wednesday, May 4, 2011

the chocolate: {YORKIE}

need chocolate.  solution: YORKIE

THE CUTLINE: IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS!  (what is THAT supposed to mean?!)
THE DESCRIPTION: no description.  more on this later.
PRICE:  £ no idea
AS PURCHASED:
AS OPENED & EATEN:






yeah.  solid chocolate.  disappointing.
SCORE:
title intrigue value: 14 hundred.
delivery on said intriguey-ness of title: negative 14 hundred.
ability to eat this bar like a lady: 0 out of 14 hundred.  i sat with an inch-by-inch cube of solid chocolate wedged in my right cheek for a good five minutes.  
TOTAL: 0.  broke even. congrats?

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