the chocolate: {YORKIE}

need chocolate.  solution: YORKIE

THE CUTLINE: IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS!  (what is THAT supposed to mean?!)
THE DESCRIPTION: no description.  more on this later.
PRICE:  £ no idea
AS PURCHASED:

AS OPENED & EATEN:

yeah.  solid chocolate.  disappointing.

SCORE:

title intrigue value: 14 hundred.

delivery on said intriguey-ness of title: negative 14 hundred.

ability to eat this bar like a lady: 0 out of 14 hundred.  i sat with an inch-by-inch cube of solid chocolate wedged in my right cheek for a good five minutes.  

TOTAL: 0.  broke even. congrats?