Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Chocolate: an unabashed, whole-hearted, autumnal endorsement

are you looking to buy happiness? are you looking to buy love?

well at the Chocolate (212 s State, Orem) you can buy both!

listen men, if you take a girl here some chilly fall night, buy her some Spice hot chocolate, sit her down in one of the cozy sitting rooms, and go to work figuring out what makes her tick, she will be YOURS. i make this guarantee sans equivocation.

listen ladies, be careful what men you allow to take you to the Chocolate, as you will enter with your wits about you and leave with your heart in their hands.

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