Friday, November 9, 2012

Internet Dating*

I'd like to place an advertissment:

One temporary (2-3 months) boyfriend needed to:
+ study with me in the library
+ text me funny things sometimes
+ have adventures in the evenings
+ hug me lots
+ tell me I'm a rockstar and really smart, even though Thesis is taking me so-dang-long.

That's it. Anything more is optional.

Preference will be given to men who:
+ like laughing
+ smell nice
+ are handsomely groomed
+ like driving the canyon with the windows down.

Check yes or no,


* My dad brings up internet dating to me every now and then. Ha. Dad, this one's for you. ;)

1 comment:

  1. This is brilliant. And fits exactly how I'm feeling right now in my current situation. Just a temporary one would be nice. Maybe even one that'll write me letters while I'm gone. I'm not picky...But maybe I am.