Causes of Myokymia (according to WebCC):
1. sudden dropoff in chocolate consumption
2. sharp incline in strawberry consumption
3. sleeping with windows open every night and waking up happy every morning
4. pent-up anticipation of any of the following:
--finishing thesis
--return of family member from foreign country
--return of friend from distant state
--owning a fishing license
5. a snowless winter (thank you Utah!)
6. learning how to make paella which thing I've always wanted to do and which thing brings me happiness every
time I think about it.
7. not drinking milk for two weeks oops
8. giggling all day because the people I work with say funny things
9. excessive gratitude:
--for clothes that match each other and that don't wrinkle
--for an editor that double-checks my work, so I never worry too much if what I write is perfect or not.
--bus rides that carry me more or less from the street corner where I live to the street corner where I work
--for waking up knowing that in 20 minutes I'll be on an hour.half bus ride and can sleep the whole time (it
makes getting up at 6am on a summer day so much easier)
10. accordion. duh.
can i learn to make paella with you? thanks. i've been craving it ever since i left spain!
ReplyDeleteyes of course! the one trick is saffron--it's $20 a packet, so we substituted turmeric...it worked alright. let's do it!
Deleteon the accordion: Beirut's accordionist (french guy) was rocking out on stage. I think that can be you. plus i still want to buy a baritone. if we get another 6 people on board, we could have a wedding band and make tons of dough!
ReplyDeletei am totally on board with this. also, are you saying that not only can i be a rockin accordion player, but also French?? (please say yes.)
Deletestrawberries and sleeping with the windows open. yes.
ReplyDeleteto quote you: "it [will] make you happy." (significant emendation yours for free!)
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