skinnylove/stinkyjeans

for all those out there who know what burnt hair smells like, that is the smell of my newly acquired pair of jeans. they are gray. they are skinnyskinnyskinny. they had silver lightning bolts on the buttpockets, which hideousnesses i promptly removed (seriously? sparkly lightning bolts?).

i washed them good last night.
i dried them with good dryer sheets.
i took them out.
they still smell.

so now i'm febreezing them like no tomorrow. else all mis amigos will be deterred from my skinny love by my stinky jeans. paigey said to not let anyone lay in my lap. hamlet () said that's a fair thought. not if it smells like my skinny jeans it isn't.