gimme the love of an orc, ent, dwarf

had a text message exchange (more like a lord of the rings showdown) with camille tonight.  it started with her sending this picture:

camille:

carolyn: The day will come when the hearts of men will fail them.  TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY.
camille: FOORRRR FFRRRROOOODDDDOOO!!
carolyn: Do you remember the taste of strawberries?
camille: And the sound of water?  Or the look of the Shire in the spring?
carolyn: It is mine to give...like my heaaart.
camille: Woah. New scene. Elvish: Thomah lea mein.  English translation: I choose a mortal life.
carolyn: Oh sheesh.  Please tell me you knew that off the top of your head.  Okay, Entish: whaaahhohrrrghh...
camille:  Very nice.  Not nearly as good as my ring wraith though.  Eeeeeeeeeee tleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
oh how i love having funny sisters.

(yes, the post title is an allusion to this song from who else but noah and his whale of a tale.)