canker my sore

this week i have two canker sores--a sure sign that despite how composed i might seem on the outside, my innards are going through some major stress. i attribute it to moving across the country with no job and very few connections. so, in honor of this canker-filled week, i will make a list of all the things that do not go well with canker sores.

--smiling

--talking

--trying to eat a very large sandwich on (scratchy) toasted bread

--pickles

--m&ms (and yet that doesn't seem to stop me)

--klondike bars

--honey nut cheerios

--tomatoes

--pineapple

--pineapple curry

--brushing your teeth